Wendoly♥

onyasideburnss:

meanplastic:

POOR GRANDMA!!!

I’m crying bitch

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

m0rb1dch1ld:

foodfanandstuff:

uwu-power:

triskeleaficionado:

funnyreclaimed:

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does anyone have more these are great

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i’m wheeziNg

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For anyone who needs a good laugh today

angrytrini:

gaynfl:

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“donald trump used an old vine meme of a nickelback song as an attack against joe biden and nickelback got the video taken down for copyright infringement” is not a sentence i EVER thought i could say and have it be true

This feels like a throwaway joke from The Good Place.

fakedick:

I’m still shook, even now at 5am on a Thursday, over what I witnessed a few days ago in the Barnes & Noble Starbucks. Absolutely shook.

Two grown-ass men, obviously friends but dressed like they were in two different high school cliques, were arguing, passionately about who Gerard Way was. The one wearing a Green Lantern shirt and thick-rimmed hipster glasses said that Gerard Way is the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. The other guy was wearing what I wore during my emo phase in middle school, mostly black with a skinny red tie and a grey vest, was arguing that Gerard Way was a comic book writer.

Then a third person comes up, obviously another friend as she put down a tray of drinks for the three of them, looking like she could’ve been a Kappa Nu with Elle Woods, and asks “What dumb thing are you two arguing about now?”

The two men reply. Elle Woods’ sorority sister says “They’re the same damn person, you idiots. He does both things.”

Absolutely shook. I feel like I witnessed the utopia suggested by the end of High School Musical where everyone from all the different cliques are friends and Wildcats or some shit…

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed, Probably Has Undiagnosed ADHD

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Partner 2: Anxiety™ 

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Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

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theearlofsandwich:

swarnpert:

wholesome laffy taffy jokes

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rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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stability:

the-illuminator-neuromancer:

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US

yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream

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